By brando2k5 - 06/12/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
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ilikeemsmall 4

Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)

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are you the baby daddy for both of them?

They will support each other, so it will not be so bad for you Congrats :)

Dude I'd just get out of their way and do what they say and it will go smoothly

For you 2012 will truly be the end of the world!

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Steve95401 49

Does OP think pregnancies last a full year?

steffi1910 1

Well your pregnant for 40 weeks/10 months and then you have the several months of sleeping only about three hours before waking to be fed/changed. I say with two babies he is in for a rough year!

Steve95401 49

Good point Steffi. People I know who have had twins say it's not double the work - it's ten times as much work.

just hope their DNA ain't the same..haha who's the daddy?

bizarre_ftw 21

Foursome, the cousin was visiting that week, she's not in the FML because she lives in Milwaukee (I was going to write Texas, but then I checked the FML. Hillbilly inbred joke anyone?)

Are you offering to abort yourself for you dumb ******* comment? In that case, I accept your proposal.