Transportation Today, I got robbed while walking home. FML - FML

bye $200 - 22/07/2016 21:06 - United States - Irvine

Today, I got robbed while walking home. FML

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its808time 6

Tuesday 26 July 2016 19:45

Possibly the simplest FML ever

dansco 24

Thursday 28 July 2016 6:00

Too simply to be published.

its808time 6

Tuesday 26 July 2016 19:45

Possibly the simplest FML ever

ThatOnePolarBear 13

Thursday 28 July 2016 3:09

I'm sure this is the simplest FML ever.

dansco 24

Thursday 28 July 2016 6:00

Too simply to be published.

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Today, my husband warned me we had a yellowjacket swarm move into our basement. He wasn't kidding. I'm phobic after I was swarmed as a kid, I'm watching our bug zapper literally smoke with how many it's killing, and my can of wasp spray seems woefully insufficient. They can have the house! FML

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Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML

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Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML

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Today, after months of putting up with it, I finally asked my manager not to put me on shifts with this old guy who is racist, sexist and lazy. This was how I found out that he died over the weekend. FML

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Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

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