Health: Today, I got my period during my dance solo. My costume was white....

By Anonymous - 05/01/2018 19:00

Today, I got my period during my dance solo. My costume was white. FML

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Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML

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By HelenErutherford - 09/07/2018 01:30

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Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By jacie - 18/11/2018 15:30

Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML

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By mud - 29/11/2019 05:00 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML

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Friday 5 January 2018 20:18

Is it quite possible that you're playing the role of Princess Odette from Swan Lake and you can pass it off as your death scene?

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_ali__cat_ 14

Sunday 7 January 2018 2:16

It's called a period tracker

kieralumina 30

Monday 8 January 2018 2:00

unfortunately these don't work for everyone

lexrosay 4

Tuesday 9 January 2018 22:23

and this is why you should track your periods. lol

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