Weddings, Awkward and Love: Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

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Sunday 5 December 2010 12:09

your dad is a legend. you need a sense of humour op.

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well, he's right!

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Friday 24 June 2016 5:32

This would be my dad

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Friday 21 September 2018 0:25

It would make my day to learn that the groom responded with "Nobody talks about my wife that way."

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