Miscellaneous Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while...

courtbabbbby - 12/02/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

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hatelittleboys - 15/10/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML

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hypebeast - 28/01/2009 15:00 - United States

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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Anonymous - 06/01/2023 00:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML

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Imnotfromhere - 27/01/2022 08:01

Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML

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eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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Killjoy was hear

barsituation - 03/01/2022 11:01 - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML

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Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

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dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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Saturday 12 February 2011 15:58

Yes, yes you should.

CutiePie_101 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 16:00

If you have a virtual fight over club penguin, you need to get out more often.

gibby555 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 14:48

haven't we all? LOL.

pjizzzzzle 2

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:04

how old are u?

pjizzzzzle 2

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:04

how old are u?

LanaMariee 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:20

smh. I thought I had the best igloo ever...... when I was 5 . go get a job -.-

awesome_shai20 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:32

Yeah HU Said it the best.

Keirakun 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:49

My neighboor did the same thing in Friday night with Wizard101. It was actually pretty funny to cuss 10 year olds out in there.

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Sunday 13 February 2011 21:18

WOW! 1:If you are younger than 10 you shouldn't be on here! 2:And if your older than 17 you shouldn't be on Club Penguin fighting with a little kid about whose igloo is better! 3: And it was a Friday night, well then that's just sad!