Love: Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided...

By batgirl - 20/11/2008 12:55 - France

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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By Rednbumpy - 18/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML

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By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:55

there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that!

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 14:35

...and he ran off to get his costume... :)

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oh_L1fe912 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:45

my ex-boyfriend shaved his pubes into a weed leaf. it was weird.

tori_ellen 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 13:01

shit that takes skill lol

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:47

That's so cute. :) In a weird way... O_O

mmmrabies 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 22:32

Agreed!! :)

marleyvk 0

Monday 1 November 2010 23:23

in an... awesome way! Batman owns.

earwig12 1

Wednesday 18 March 2009 19:26

Batman >>> heart

the_space_pope 2

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:29

That's f***ing awesome.

jsmith1199 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 6:10

..or just shave it all off

PhysOptGuy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:06

my ex-girlfriend used to love surprising me by shaving her pubes into the shape of the Black Forest, or the Amazon, depending on the lighting.

sabrage 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:10

#24 is hilarious. I shaved my pubes into the Wu-Tang symbol once... It was awesome. I think I'm gonna do it again.

Dimaranien 1

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:36

well, he liked it!

Lolitaclodo 2

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:12

lmfao epic

will90 5

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:04

what jsmith1199 said......

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