Animals: Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 30/12/2018 06:00 - Australia - Carlton

Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML

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By jlujan00 - 18/11/2015 23:40 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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By ohEw - 09/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Pasadena

Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML

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Top of the mornin' to ya!

By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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Can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 14:02

Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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Self-defeating move

By Steve - 12/05/2021 11:01

Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML

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Top comments

fjvitt 14

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:24

I guess he swallows...

TxKitten79 10

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:15

Why is this an FML? And why are you going through your dog's poop?

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TxKitten79 10

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:15

Why is this an FML? And why are you going through your dog's poop?

fjvitt 14

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:24

I guess he swallows...

manb91uk 22

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:48

I hope to God you didn't put it there in the first place! 😂

TumblrweedPasses 11

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:48

That's one way to do it doggy style Take care getting rid of them, maybe chuck them in the bin outside rather than in the house if the dogs trash raiding

Yudith 24

Sunday 30 December 2018 3:35

Too bad the condom broke; you'll have to find a better brand or continue to bring plastic bags to pick up after your dog.

tranced_ 45

Sunday 30 December 2018 8:10

he could've died.. you should be more careful with what you feed him!

skobisco 23

Sunday 30 December 2018 20:12

get the doggo tested...

hellboy5099 18

Tuesday 1 January 2019 19:44

so your dog do anal?

Felice Godin 19

Sunday 29 September 2019 8:28

must like the smell and taste of your juice to eat condom

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