Intimacy: Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea....

By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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Monday 21 February 2011 0:02

It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.

toelie 26

Monday 21 February 2011 0:06

Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.

Comments

grdianknight 0

Monday 21 February 2011 3:11

come on dude, wrap up, you got lucky this time

k9luver13 0

Monday 21 February 2011 3:22

y'all should of used a rubber!

noahmg10 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:51

good job haha!:)

Mik232 0

Monday 21 February 2011 3:57

I'm sorry. that really sucks. it's sad that the girl you cared about enough to give your virginity to, didn't care enough to not sleep around. :(

dansco 24

Monday 21 February 2011 4:00

Get a refund!

lexi365 20

Monday 21 February 2011 4:28

What happened yo safe sex?

JoeMan13 0

Monday 21 February 2011 7:45

wow ur gorgeous!! :)

zendaddy0 0

Monday 21 February 2011 4:47

don't be daft wrap your shaft

andreajo23 0

Monday 21 February 2011 4:47

can any one say CONDOMS?

SparkleShotsxo 0

Monday 21 February 2011 11:16

Condoms!!

sueannpalma 7

Monday 21 February 2011 4:55

ydi for not using a rubber

22cute 17

Monday 21 February 2011 4:56

cause and effect...how did you not deserve this?

horseracingjocey 0

Monday 21 February 2011 5:12

no glove, no love.

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