Love: Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:13 - Ireland - Kilmacrennan

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

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Mmkay1515 21

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Seems like that guy just really hates you.

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Best thing I can say is move to another location and find a trust worthy wife.

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iTron92 3

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:51

bro.... that guy is out to ruin you......

ballsacks33 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 1:30

Kill him.

Federgirl 19

Thursday 5 December 2013 18:01

damn that sucks!!

skittyskatbrat 19

Saturday 8 March 2014 3:28

We needed a follow-up to this...about the second ex-wife now being just as dumped and single as the first one ;) I think it's a bit karmic there :D

Nuke4193 4

Friday 16 May 2014 16:41

Small world, huh?

Fyl2014 9

Saturday 7 June 2014 22:17

It's a small world after all :)

lonelybirthday 16

Wednesday 19 November 2014 5:51

Could kill him

fantasyworld 37

Monday 8 December 2014 17:14

I've seen a similar FML but the genders reversed.

charluk 10

Thursday 9 June 2016 11:47

I would leave that part of Ireland or if Ireland has some kind of laws to deal with this, sue the jerk

EmDizzle2007 28

Friday 5 April 2019 11:07

it's personal at this point.

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