Love: Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose...

By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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anubisismylife 9

Monday 6 May 2013 11:06

Smart woman.

teentee401 36

Wednesday 15 May 2013 2:54

When I first read this I saw "Today, I found out my wife gave me head on purpose."

Steffi 26

Sunday 23 June 2013 19:56

You didn't have to cut it.

Pebbles622 16

Saturday 20 July 2013 22:04

seriously??

DeadPixel4 29

Tuesday 1 April 2014 18:09

Ew, a ponytail? On a guy?

LAuroraD 17

Wednesday 9 April 2014 5:21

I don't blame her ponytails should stay in the 90's

battleroyalefan6 16

Thursday 17 April 2014 5:52

Can't blame her

WhackTheJackal 22

Thursday 16 October 2014 15:07

I cannot YDI any harder.

KayyKaylyn 14

Saturday 22 November 2014 18:30

Your wife is smart

msdtreadwell 15

Monday 29 December 2014 11:36

Yuck man

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