Kids and Health: Today I found out that my 21-year-old son has been using my face... - FML

By Damn - 12/01/2018 00:30 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today I found out that my 21-year-old son has been using my face razor on his balls and butthole since he was 13. The best part is that he doesn't actually clean it when he's done; he just wipes the hair off. FML

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xemnas1997 5

Friday 12 January 2018 2:54

Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet or bathtub and record it, then when he gets a new one show him the video

Glowworm56 26

Friday 12 January 2018 3:53

Were these the disposable kinds or was it an electric razor?

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Seymore Collins 7

Wednesday 17 January 2018 11:54

what guy shaves his butthole? with a razor no less.

giovamike0927 16

Monday 16 April 2018 1:30

me bro its a shag carpet

James Thompson 8

Saturday 20 January 2018 7:00

Is he dense, dumb, or did you just raise an insensitive, thoughtless little shit head? I can see a 13 yr old doing that, though I wasn’t aware that 13 yo kids were the type to engage in manscaping.

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Saturday 25 August 2018 22:45

I do that too

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