Love: Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking...

By wooed - 03/12/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

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SamSJester 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 9:18

gotta love his commitment though

akiranozaki 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 9:25

Hey, gotta hand it to him for fooling you for two months.

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DeathLordMk2 2

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:52

If that's the reason you dated him in the first place, you need to f*ck off

Ilikepie82479 20

Friday 7 November 2014 5:25

What the heck?? Haha

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Monday 8 August 2016 15:20

Good!

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