Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep.... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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PityFool 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

LordJilly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:03

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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Jemm_fml 29

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:01

Lol That was epic. Your boyfriend is serious win.

tehrabbit 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:05

someone got their cheerios pissed in this morning... this is hysterical. the cat is the finishing touch that makes it epic.

Knare 2

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:10

i know its a bit rude to laugh. but i totally LOLed at his. hahahhaa.

Mitz_fml 4

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:10

c'mon, this is just funny.

doubleAbattery 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:11

What's so bad about that? I know of several guys who have done much worse things to their girlfriends while they're sleeping. Stop being so dramatic and just laugh it off like anyone else would have done.

LackOfControl 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:12

that's not all he does when your asleep.

wbrycem 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:12

And this is an FML how?

JournalKeeper 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:13

your boyfriend's funny you should do the same to him

ADR1 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:15

That's just funny, nothing to complain about anyways..you're sleeping and it doesn't hurt you

deaditegirl 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:17

How is this an FML? That's hilarious! Nobody's getting hurt (unless the cat is stacked under the textbook and pillows), you aren't being molested in your sleep, and it's just funny. Lighten up!

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