Love: Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance....

By Username - 16/09/2010 23:27 - France

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML

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bigbadtim 7

Friday 17 September 2010 2:15

Do both.

Dudeitscaleb 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:18

I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight

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rmgould 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:44

tell him you will go on a sex diet!

emmyers 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:47

he's a keeper. :/

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Friday 17 September 2010 4:32

Well she did marry him.

lucidlucia 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:48

Maybe divorce would look good on you.

brianjman14 22

Friday 17 September 2010 2:50

She shouldn't divorce him just because he told her to go on a diet... O_o

MissErikaHart 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:49

so he's not trippin off ur hair. try dieting then, u should do what makes ur man happy

wDeemish 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:53

umm just do both :) and don't give a shit bout his opinion :) jerk

lovesteph3523 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:55

do both.

Xavi89 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:59

yeah that's a good question.

Beatlemaniac1964 9

Friday 17 September 2010 3:00

Just... try your best and go on a diet :)

randomcory 0

Friday 17 September 2010 3:11

fatty fat fatty

ANTLink19 4

Friday 17 September 2010 3:14

dude us just trying to be helpful. WIN for honesty.

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