Miscellaneous: Today, I confronted my husband about pissing on the toilet seat... - FML

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By fuckit10000 - 19/07/2016 08:57 - United States - Medford

Today, I confronted my husband about pissing on the toilet seat again. His response? To shine a bright flashlight in my face to disorient me. Everytime I tried to talk he'd shine it in my face again. I'm still having trouble seeing and I feel extremely demeaned. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 20 July 2016 4:01

Sounds like you married a manchild. Sucks op

Infamous_Pickle 21

Wednesday 20 July 2016 2:09

Next time, try to talk to him with sunglasses on.

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Wednesday 20 July 2016 2:09

Next time, try to talk to him with sunglasses on.

ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 20 July 2016 4:01

Sounds like you married a manchild. Sucks op

Geckosrock99 33

Wednesday 20 July 2016 8:09

Confiscate the flashlight. If he's going to act like a child, treat him as such. Demene him and see how he likes it.

ctosc 21

Wednesday 20 July 2016 12:00

leave him

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 22:19

If he wants to be a man-child, stop doing things for him. He can fix his own food, do his own laundry, etc. When he complains, either shine a flashlight at him, or outright ignore him. Maybe pop on some headphones, or make a phone call.

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