Love: Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love...

By thatsnice - 09/12/2014 21:19 - United States - Warwick

Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML

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akorpija 12

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:29

Awkward situations lead to awkward responses! Or maybe she was too nervous to say it back!

patrickeli 15

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:31

It was a defense mechanism... It wasn't as trivial to her as she made it seem.

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marigu 16

Tuesday 21 April 2015 4:00

Several months later followup please.

daemonsparta 16

Thursday 30 April 2015 10:35

mature

Nord4li 10

Wednesday 6 May 2015 4:19

man she might like you back that happened to me today :D

meanleank 15

Sunday 16 August 2015 13:12

Blowing a raspberry??

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