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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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joeyl2008 29

Friday 17 August 2018 14:32

If she was smart she would be breaking up with her boyfriend on her own behalf.

arandomperson97 18

Friday 17 August 2018 14:31

Sounds like those two scumbags deserve each other. You lucked out OP.

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JackFaire 27

Tuesday 28 August 2018 14:31

A week after calling the cops on his psycho ex for breaking in he wonders why his girlfriend hasn't called him.

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