Love: Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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SebastianG 2

Monday 26 March 2012 16:02

Though sickness and in health right?

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Monday 26 March 2012 16:03

Yeah. She burped because her fiancé is ugly. That makes sense.

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and now you're on Fml instead of having wedding sex?

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