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By stinkygirl - 31/01/2018 04:06

Today, despite showering daily and applying deodorant before school and in between every class, I have still gotten complaints about my body odor. FML

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Elianas001 14

Wednesday 31 January 2018 12:02

maybe there is something medically weong? Thats ammount of stuff you are trying without it working seems very excessive, i know there are a ton of disorders and stuff with sweat glands and things like that

clairecurses 19

Wednesday 7 February 2018 21:14

definitely see a doctor or dermatologist even. you can also get medical strength deodorants, maybe try them & keep some body spray or perfume on you & apply every so often

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Elianas001 14

Wednesday 31 January 2018 12:02

maybe there is something medically weong? Thats ammount of stuff you are trying without it working seems very excessive, i know there are a ton of disorders and stuff with sweat glands and things like that

clairecurses 19

Wednesday 7 February 2018 21:14

definitely see a doctor or dermatologist even. you can also get medical strength deodorants, maybe try them & keep some body spray or perfume on you & apply every so often

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