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By wishing I'd gone to work for my dad instead - 07/08/2016 21:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, at work a woman reported me to the manager for selling her husband a chicken sandwich and therefore helping him to cheat on his diet. Not only do I not know who her husband is, I work in a sandwich shop, selling sandwiches to people is what I'm supposed to do. FML

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stretch101 14

Monday 8 August 2016 13:02

That sucks OP. Hopefully your manager just finds it funny and does nothing about it. There are special people in every work environment

NeneJPhilly 8

Wednesday 10 August 2016 23:40

Some people are straight up idiots. I hope your manager gets that.

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stretch101 14

Monday 8 August 2016 13:02

That sucks OP. Hopefully your manager just finds it funny and does nothing about it. There are special people in every work environment

paularickele 3

Wednesday 10 August 2016 7:10

I was reported for stopping someone from stealing from my store lol

NeneJPhilly 8

Wednesday 10 August 2016 23:40

Some people are straight up idiots. I hope your manager gets that.

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