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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By TitMunch - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

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By cupcake_butt - 17/10/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

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Sunday 20 March 2011 13:03

That is terrible. Your brother needs to grow up! :) Hope your honeymoon with your hubby made up for it in the end!

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Sunday 20 March 2011 13:07

Sounds like your brother needs to be taken out back and beaten.

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Friday 16 October 2015 13:35

I would of have him thrown out

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