By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sounds like you won.

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perdix 29

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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Comments

chantelfurtado 0

next time watch her fingers before closing the door dumbass! everyone does that

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philopastry 0

Thats a shame because she's going to need them after she dumps you :P

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow how do you not notice her fingers there? Watch what you're doing idiot.

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kevick93 0

that's when you turn to her and say 'wow honey, fate is more of a bitch than you are!'

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hoopstar15 0

113-don't worry about how I know these things haha

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fkylieslife 0

134 is my hero!! Hilarious!! :)

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mcrgirljessica 0

sure "accidentally" LOL :)

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