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By v1k1rox - 05/03/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML

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v1k1rox 12

Thursday 6 March 2014 15:52

This is the second time someone tried to rob me well living in NYC you know things like that happen. I didn't notice until after she pushed me that something was fishy. She tried to go into my bag first then into my pocket when she discovered there was nothing in my bag. She failed, I wish she didn't run away so I can get her arrested.

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fooltemptress 36

Thursday 6 March 2014 8:20

She wasn't trying to steal from you. She just wanted you to tithe to the church.

Zack6849 8

Thursday 6 March 2014 8:20

Mandatory donations to the church are the best kind!

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latteboy50 12

Monday 6 April 2015 20:48

She TRIED...

blueguy135 13

Friday 24 April 2015 4:36

What would Jesus do

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