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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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Well he did warn you!

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knick64 7

Monday 19 November 2012 8:18

What did you think he was gonna do?

yusaku02 20

Wednesday 28 November 2012 14:33

When you're hungry...

xdaftpunkxloverx 10

Saturday 12 January 2013 8:16

This just makes me sad. =( Poor man.

Relenaz 9

Saturday 19 January 2013 2:45

"See, kids? This is why you must stay in school and say no to drugs!"

iammeorami 25

Tuesday 12 February 2013 4:09

OMFG! O_O

iammeorami 25

Tuesday 12 February 2013 4:10

Imagine what he would do at an ATM....... O_o

elizacandle 29

Sunday 5 May 2013 12:15

at least he wasn't lying.

awepicdude 7

Tuesday 18 June 2013 17:53

Haven't seen that one yet! Lol

myoukei 31

Thursday 4 July 2013 22:24

But that's like five cheeseburgers!!

elizacandle 29

Sunday 28 July 2013 4:51

At least you know he wasn't lying

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