Love: Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends....

By Brittany - 23/12/2012 02:33 - United States

Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML

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Sunday 23 December 2012 9:38

Please don't be from the South. We get enough crap about this...

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I bet the family reunions get just a bit awkward after that eh?

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chicag0skyline 4

Friday 28 December 2012 7:48

Oh god...

meghaninblack 4

Friday 17 May 2013 8:02

But you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins... Wait, that's not right, is it?

GERxJAN 6

Monday 24 March 2014 12:30

only in the USA 'murica **** yeah

gtrven 1

Wednesday 30 April 2014 21:35

is your first cousin a lanister by any chance? xD

analise1998 25

Friday 25 September 2015 0:34

merica

__nines 13

Tuesday 1 December 2015 4:43

Welcome to Texas....

SniggitySnaps 11

Monday 20 June 2016 22:25

*sigh*...merica

Conner Dalbeck 15

Saturday 19 August 2017 4:15

sweet home alabama!

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