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By noway - 22/03/2015 04:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

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Today, I felt a painful lump on my jaw. After going on Google, I was convinced I either had an infected tooth or jaw cancer. In a panic, I rushed to the dentist and told the receptionist the problem. She pulled the dentist from an appointment, and he felt around my jaw. It was just a pimple. FML

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Sunday 22 March 2015 19:04

Sheesh! Don't complain!

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Sunday 22 March 2015 19:04

Maybe she just wanted you to look at her breast.

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AkashaSC2 11

Monday 23 March 2015 21:51

Oo' Well, if she was pretty, then you should have ^^

psyjoniz 12

Monday 23 March 2015 22:27

shhhh .. it'll be over soon

PrimeRibYum 10

Tuesday 24 March 2015 7:29

You're an idiot who needs to get a clue!!

datguy5 13

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:51

I don't see the issue here.

D6a7v3 12

Wednesday 25 March 2015 1:23

I i see no problem

sehrgutmann 19

Wednesday 25 March 2015 13:26

You can be pretty safe in assuming it's a man I mean the majority of people in the world are straight.

somedude601 10

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:07

…is that so bad?

drtoboggan 11

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:53

**** logic!

WhoCouldIBe 11

Friday 27 March 2015 11:45

Say "I'm not that kind of doctor, but I'll give it a shot"

DarkSideOfBlack 2

Saturday 28 March 2015 9:08

Ladies take note-"excuse me, can you check out my breast? I think I may have cancer!" Will work every time

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