By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 00:01

Today, a fork hit me in the eye. I was holding it. I didn't even get to eat my chicken. FML
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Charlie Given 26

Damn that's really a forked up situation 🤣🤣🤣😂

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BigSissy 14

I did something like that several years ago. I was just sitting in a chair when my hand involuntarily and suddenly flew up to my face and one of my fingernails dug into my chin so hard it bled. Never happened again.

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Charlie Given 26

Damn that's really a forked up situation 🤣🤣🤣😂

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slym12312425 9

horrible punnery, yet strangely satisfying.

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BigSissy 14

I did something like that several years ago. I was just sitting in a chair when my hand involuntarily and suddenly flew up to my face and one of my fingernails dug into my chin so hard it bled. Never happened again.

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TxKitten79 10

But dead animals taste so yummy. especially with barbecue sauce.

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Charlie Given 26

And don't forget the A1, honey mustard,ketchup or seafood sauce animal's 🤤

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AYana Nicole Hines 3

Whoa you aimed for the world like a newborn

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childlessmother 16

I’m not even gonna ask how you managed that

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Charlie Given 26

until the chicken ate their dinner's 😏

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RichardPencil 30

Which is what will happen if we carnivores give up!

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bubbat101 36

Sounds like you need an optometrist, to check your eye and your vision.

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ViviMage 38

You and butter knife wounded poster should hook up and have lunch!

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