Intimacy: Throw the book at him

Throw the book at him

By Jen - 30/04/2019 20:00

Today, I got fired from my job at a library for hitting an old man with a book. In my defence, I had asked him about a massive water stain on a book he'd returned. He told me it was his cum, wanted to know if it excited me and then tried to touch my boobs. Dirty old pervert. FML

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By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year-old man who only spoke Spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and I'd politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML

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By rubgy_lover - 27/06/2013 15:02 - Canada - Surrey

Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML

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By fishingforubies2 - 24/07/2015 14:02 - Aruba - Oranjestad

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML

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By alwaysxgettingxshitxon - 03/07/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML

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Freakout

By LoLWut?? nd Why?? - 16/04/2013 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML

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Hush!

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 20:48 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

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Not funny anymore

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s that had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML

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By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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MorganHex 28

Tuesday 30 April 2019 22:04

press charges and sue

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 30 April 2019 21:15

That's enough FML for one day.

Comments

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 30 April 2019 21:15

That's enough FML for one day.

MorganHex 28

Tuesday 30 April 2019 22:04

press charges and sue

Iamthebanzai22 20

Tuesday 30 April 2019 22:21

High five, sister. Hope you got in a good shot. Shame on management for firing you.

KittyMack 13

Tuesday 30 April 2019 23:10

Wow that's horrible. Even if you hadn't lost your job it would be a nightmare of a day. Did you know lawyers give a free consult to advise you of your case's potential? So go find out your options, even if you can't spare any money. Seems to me that if you hit him to keep him off your boobs that would be self defense. If you hit him just because he deserved it I dunno- legally. Of course you were 100% in the right ethically. File a complaint with the police. If that stain really was what he said (barrrf!!) that's evidence, plus the groping might be on camera. That bastard deserves to be charged with assault, sexual harassment, sexual assault, vandalism... wreck his ******* life. Hopefully it will discourage him from tormenting other victims in the future. Who knows, perhaps it will even sway management's view of things if you file charges. "Employee assaults rude customer" is a bit different than "Employee fights off criminal who was in the process of attacking her". Having the sicko charged can help show management the seriousness of what went down. Perhaps even if you do nothing further & just want to forget, your vigorous defense of your dignity may have left him less likely to harrass again, so good for you! But I do hope you can find justice.