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DJ Clitter - 16/04/2012 19:35 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my daughter when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

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Mommy - 26/06/2011 20:47 - United States

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

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Both of you are bad

driver26 - - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

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prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

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Kids these days, eh?

child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

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John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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BigBoyBounce 5

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:50

Not only did you almost endanger your daughter, you almost endangered other drivers. People like you don't deserve to have your license.

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:57

I don't blame you. David Bowie's one sexy beast ;)

marisadc79 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 12:11

Seriously? Davie Bowie? I hope you realize how dangerous driving is and try taking it more seriously and paying attention. You could have seriously hurt or killed not only yourself but your own daughter and other innocent people. Hope your daughter survives car rides with you..

kahleesi_fml 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 13:46

You are only forgiven on account of it being David Bowie you were fantasizing about. he is amazing. but be more careful with yours and your daughter's safety.

sidviciousmum 3

Wednesday 18 April 2012 14:27

It was David Bowie , it was damn worth it!!!!

curlygirly1 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:54

Ur so retarded

supbabes 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 3:13

YA GODDAM RIGHT!!!!!! ****** LOVE BOWIE

FrankHotpants 31

Thursday 19 April 2012 5:33

It's not OP's fault, he was under pressure and couldn't focus.

bogart20 13

Friday 20 April 2012 11:22

Bowie's the shit and all. Awsome music, but really? Lmfao

PrettyKookieToo 8

Saturday 21 April 2012 12:57

It was a really stupid comment. David Bowie is a legendary artist who has influenced over four decades of music and you are a little girl who had never heard of him and googled him, so don' t dare ever call him ugly. David Bowie is sex.