The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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ahabsfan 15

Sunday 5 April 2020 15:03

“Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it” takes on new meaning here.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 April 2020 16:19

Were you watching Shrek? Better out than in, I always say!

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ahabsfan 15

Sunday 5 April 2020 15:03

“Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it” takes on new meaning here.

stormy0307 16

Sunday 5 April 2020 15:55

Sometimes it just happen. I wouldn’t read too much into it.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 April 2020 16:19

Were you watching Shrek? Better out than in, I always say!

WistayShlaio82 13

Sunday 5 April 2020 21:29

It’s a good thing a human body can’t hold a burp in

pjsr 32

Monday 6 April 2020 4:04

Your relationship sounds like more comedy than romance

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