Gross, New year's day and Insects: The fun never ends

The fun never ends

By Yudith - 02/01/2023 03:00 - Canada

Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML

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Monday 2 January 2023 16:03

Could have been worse. You might not have needed to use the word "kitchen"

SirEnigM0nk 22

Monday 2 January 2023 16:18

Ewww

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 2 January 2023 16:03

Could have been worse. You might not have needed to use the word "kitchen"

SirEnigM0nk 22

Monday 2 January 2023 16:18

Ewww

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 3 January 2023 6:24

Lol I love scrolling down to see the comment I was about to make. Nice one.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 January 2023 16:55

Now ye have a new acquaintance after ye decided to forget ye auld ones.

cuz803 44

Monday 2 January 2023 23:50

That sucks very much, Yudith but happy new years! Hope it will be a wonderful year for you. ❤️

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