The all-seeing eye

Anonymous - 28/10/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom, demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a goddamn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7

Women's intuition. Now the ultimate cockblock.

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WinterSanctity 21

To they people who say "it wouldn't have lasted long anyways," that's a complete load of crap. My first time lasted around 2 hours. Nowadays, it lasts about 2 1/2-3 hours (we've never had the time to make it last longer...but we could). I feel sorry for the two-pump chumps.

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monnanon 13

And your bragging about it online...hmm sounds like a lie mate. Anyway who wants 3 hours worth of sex, if its 3 hours from the start of foreplay to climax then fine but 3 hours of the actual sex part seems a bit excessive.

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gurly98 13

What's a clairvoyant

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bubo_fml 10

Answer her phone: "I'm sorry (Mrs. Girlfriends Mom), (Girlfriend) can't talk right now because you told her it's impolite to speak when her mouth is full!"

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vitaldisplay 0

Your one of those people who are so desperate for sex. Smh

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hateevryone 14

damn that's bad timing. i would have done it real quick and then left

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mirandom24 10

10 points for using the word "clairvoyant"

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THE_A_TEEN 27

There is an object called "one of those people who are so desperate for sex"? Where can I get one?

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havocmike 3

Patience. You'll get another chance.

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