Work and Poopoo peepee: That's entertainment

That's entertainment

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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AGGoddess 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:49

Did anyone else provide backup vocals?

nevele11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:58

What are you, five?

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aback 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:08

You might as well start looking for another job, now. You're never going to live that down.

ron_burgundy 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:12

slick. good job

GreenRupee 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:20

You just won the awesome award.

beethoven_fml 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:26

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuckinglifehard 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:37

I do that even when people are in the restroom, they provide amazing background vocals and sometimes I get tips thrown under the stall.

Luna0709 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:44

your dumb as hell to be singing about poop in general

ILostMyPants 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:52

Just take exceedingly long and make sure nobody else is in there, then quickly leave to save yourself the embarassment

jc21_fml 1

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:57

hahaha best song ever!

pancaken00b 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:00

Did they sing along?

Sizzlepop 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:06

no offence, but ho old are you???? i bet you were out of tune ....

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