Thanks Dad, but… - FML

Thanks Dad, but…

By Sad cuck - 09/10/2025 22:00

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Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML

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Friday 10 October 2025 16:36

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Friday 10 October 2025 16:36

Statistically speaking that particular fetish lifestyle almost always(98%)ends disastrously go get some therapy!

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