Thank God it's Monday tomorrow

By Chandra - 12/05/2019 10:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to pee at work. I ended up using all the toilet paper. When I opened the door to leave, a dude was waiting to use the washroom. I told him there was no more toilet paper. He goes, “You finished all of it?” I panicked and said, “No, I didn’t use any!” FML
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RichardPencil 30

Say, “I cannot spare a square. There isn’t a square to spare.” Make sure your voice is flinty.

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pins91 27

I don’t think this one deserves a udi OR the other one, this is just funny, and something I’d do too.

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pins91 27

I don’t think this one deserves a udi OR the other one, this is just funny, and something I’d do too.

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RichardPencil 30

Say, “I cannot spare a square. There isn’t a square to spare.” Make sure your voice is flinty.

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bl3ur0z3 17

You do if you're female.

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RichardPencil 30

Also, guys don’t speak in the bathroom. The fact the OP mentioned toilet paper made me think something was amiss. Turns out, the OP was a miss.

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RichardPencil 30

Like Taylor Swift says, we “shake it off, shake, shake, shake it off!”

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PhoenixChick 26

When you are using a garden hose and turn the water off, do you feel the need to towel off the hose?

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Gubbon 17

Don't worry melissa, some men do use it.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

what u do toss the roll in the toilet then piss on it like htf do u go thru that much via a piss😂

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julfunky 29

Who said the roll was full?

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