Work and Awkward: Spill the tea - FML

Spill the tea

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I intended on making a dramatic exit after arguing with my boss. I grabbed my coat, stormed out of the office, and slammed the door behind me. Or at least I tried to. The door has a hydraulic hinge, so it closed in slow motion while everyone who had heard the argument watched in silence. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 23 August 2024 20:56

Today, you realized you don't know your own office as well as you should. FYL.

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Friday 23 August 2024 20:56

Today, you realized you don't know your own office as well as you should. FYL.

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