Intimacy Sorry father… - FML

Sorry father…

Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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fmlisthebomb - 01/03/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML

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BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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Nice view

Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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Kennykid2002 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:23

you should "accidently" send it to me as well

CultureChic 14

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:23

That's why I always double check my emails before I send them...

GotALife 11

Tuesday 11 January 2011 13:56

That's why they say "Dont talk to stangers." : FYL

asianive 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 14:09

That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

pike1346 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 16:10

that's awesome. can u send those to me by mistake?

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 11 January 2011 17:35

I kind of want to see this but chances are you're obese and/or not attractive anyway..

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 11 January 2011 17:37

And 49, that would be stupid, why would anyone say that?

dt520 4

Tuesday 11 January 2011 19:57

hahahahhaha

Tadeusz_fml 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 20:20

pics or it didn't happen indeed!

redark 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:15

haha lmfao that sucks for you to bad i dnt get to see it

PushBarToOpen 5

Wednesday 12 January 2011 2:16

itd be worse if op was a man..

reebokkid123 14

Wednesday 12 January 2011 15:14

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm sorry but that sucks. It was also hilarious. fyl that's terrible! lolz

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