Cars and Miscellaneous: Soaking

Soaking

By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 16:05 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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Doxy 22

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Well, next time she asks you to wash her car tell her the same thing.

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Yeah, because it has an allergy to water. Come on, you should know better.

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chuckcloninger 12

Wednesday 12 June 2013 7:40

I think you should go to her new car and pee on the back seat.

randybryant799 20

Thursday 3 March 2022 21:00

That's absurd.

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