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So frustrating!

Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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Turn it off

Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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Get out of the way

SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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The art of seduction

Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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Hi Honey, I'm home

seminole711 - 20/09/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

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chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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ps3isbetterthanme - 11/12/2009 16:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML

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whiskeey 14

Wednesday 4 June 2014 23:23

His priorities are messed up

Marlee141717 9

Wednesday 4 June 2014 23:25

Well, I guess he found something to do. Too bad it didn't turn out to be you.

yzzami 17

Thursday 5 June 2014 2:47

Not every male is a pervert. Maybe thats not what he wanted to do when he said he was bored

ktgale63 1

Saturday 14 June 2014 5:39

You don't have to be a pervert to have sex with your girlfriend.

superdom 12

Thursday 5 June 2014 2:51

Sex for 5 hours is better than video games any day

Jakiro_fml 2

Thursday 5 June 2014 3:05

he will love you more if you play diablo with him.

pwnman 33

Thursday 5 June 2014 3:51

You have got to be diabloing me..

midgetism 9

Thursday 5 June 2014 3:52

I don't blame him

cbeigs 5

Thursday 5 June 2014 4:31

Picked the wrong kind of man

gbrodee1 5

Thursday 5 June 2014 4:37

the dude has his priorities

vikky538 28

Thursday 5 June 2014 4:54

he probably too bored to have sex...

Ariana_Grande_fml 8

Thursday 5 June 2014 5:49

He sounds like a douche

GeneralySpeaking 11

Thursday 5 June 2014 6:33

So?

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Today, my grandmother's graduation presents came for my sisters. Not only did she remember to send them cards, but money too. My graduation was a year ago, I received nothing, and last time she saw me, she didn't know my name. FML

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