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By Rhine - 16/12/2012 23:51 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

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Monday 17 December 2012 9:01

What did you expect from a muggle?

ayamekiba 13

Monday 17 December 2012 9:08

Ignore the muggle, you should of followed it with 'my name might not be luna but i know how to lovegood.'

Comments

Luxord33 8

Tuesday 18 December 2012 10:45

That's TOTALLY ADORABLE! I would have kissed you!! :)

GraceyGirl523 9

Tuesday 18 December 2012 12:59

If he doesn't know what nargles are, he isn't worth your time.

clokwrkpig 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 13:43

This is full of win. Pity about his reaction though.

xxsakuraxx 29

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:17

Dude thats awesome!!!

brat88 3

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:34

Lol absolutely amazing sucks he didn't get it!!

andthepennydrops 6

Wednesday 19 December 2012 0:31

that's freakin adorable!! now you grab him by the hand, and kiss that muggle :P

lightinthedusk 4

Wednesday 19 December 2012 5:01

Find a new crush! One who appreciates Harry Potter.

sobeowns 2

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:24

I would hav kissed u harder lol

JordanDempsey 20

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:32

He doesn't deserve to be your crush if he doesn't understand Harry Potter!!

lillybelle_fml 3

Wednesday 19 December 2012 16:09

Love it Ida done the same

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