Money, Clothes and Shopping: Shady - FML

Shady

By Anonymous - 03/09/2024 20:00 - Sweden

Today, after I ordered a pair of "one size fits all" leggings from a sketchy online store, they arrived. I eagerly tried them on only to discover they fit… but only one leg. Now, I’m stuck with what looks like a bizarre spandex leg warmer. The company doesn’t accept returns. FML

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 7 September 2024 21:28

You knew the site was sketchy but you ordered from it anyway... YDI.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 7 September 2024 21:28

You knew the site was sketchy but you ordered from it anyway... YDI.

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