Lonely, Relatable Love Seller appreciation day - FML

Seller appreciation day

Anon. - - United Kingdom

Today, I had to look at my positive eBay feedback to feel loved. FML

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 20:30

I LOVE YOU (: now u can change it to "i had to look at my fml's comments to feel loved" (:

Qbaniito 1

Saturday 28 November 2009 20:21

They don't love you, they love whatever you were selling.

trickiestboss 10

Tuesday 7 October 2014 15:24

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Orioh 8

Friday 18 August 2017 1:58

I thought I was unique up until now

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Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents' house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Caribbean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML

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Today, my girlfriend said, "People think I don't have talent, but I do. I'm really good with my mouth. Just ask anyone." FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

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Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

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