Kids, Awkward, Babies and Cute: Scary Auntie

Scary Auntie

By Trish - 30/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I tried to bond with my baby nephew by making funny faces at him. He stared at me like I was the most confusing creature he had ever seen, then burst into tears so loud it scared the dog. FML

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Friday 2 May 2025 12:14

Next time, try to bond without the Halloween mask

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Sunday 4 May 2025 2:17

You should have taken him to the Strip and taught him how to play Poker.

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Haldu 46

Friday 2 May 2025 12:14

Next time, try to bond without the Halloween mask

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 4 May 2025 2:17

You should have taken him to the Strip and taught him how to play Poker.

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