Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
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Dick_diamond 22

Was he trying to give directions to himself? Afraid he might skip a step?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

While I think it's a good idea to not force sex to be a serious thing, I also think that that's weird and not remotely sexy.

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turtlesman 7

was just giving himself direction lol

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YourOpinionSucks 22

Whenever I enter my girlfriend I always whisper in her ear "We are one". Doesn't turn her off, she thinks it's funny :p

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creepyclowntown 10

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iSnipeFatPeople 18

That's awfully rude, the poor guy was awfully focused on trying to please his lady! Even if in an odd or slightly creepy way...

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8Dirty1 24

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drayloon 50

Reply with "terminate, mission abort"

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Malahkaa 19

Lucky he didn't say " front, back.."

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whoredom 21

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jay_ladybug 19

That pun didn't even make sense. Not to mention the word you're searching for is excited not exited.

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missbrit818 20

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Chicagoillinois 18

People obviously don't understand sarcasm

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RobinGoodfellow 47

While I think it's a good idea to not force sex to be a serious thing, I also think that that's weird and not remotely sexy.

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PerditaDessa 38

It'd crack me up. Definitely not sexy but I think he sounds like a lot of fun.

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MisterEx 28

It is also possible that he was just trying to distract himself to avoid climaxing too early.

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yumi209 5

Thats kinda sad though don't you think?

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pastel_fml 18

Like, what the actual ****? I can't even imagine.

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MisterEx 28

You must have a very limited imagination then, dear.

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Dick_diamond 22

Was he trying to give directions to himself? Afraid he might skip a step?

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Dave_Davington 33

Enter... Exit... Enter... Exit... Enter.... Enter. Oh, shit, I hit the cervix again.

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Mauskau 35

Instructions unclear, got my dick caught in a drawer.

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Enslaved 36

Tell him "Access denied" in your computer voice.

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