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Benji - 13/10/2008 08:32

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he turned out to be my landlord. FML

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catgirl911 - 13/10/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

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Dangleberries

myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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Trash day

AlfieBoyo - 06/11/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I got locked out of my house in my pajamas while trying to take the trash out. My neighbor offered to help, but only after taking a picture of me for "future laughs." FML

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Anonymous - 10/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML

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Chub - 27/10/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML

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inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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Anonymous - 15/11/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet, and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML

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hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 15:24

...but he was naked!!! :D

keitachi 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 17:09

why did he jump anyway??

lakeylove 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:09

were not luaghing at him just the situation. wow a nude 63 jumping out of a window how random¡¡¡¡

redhead35 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 0:12

Why would you laugh at an elderly man falling out of a window??

izthenerd 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 6:56

uhh if i were in that positoin i would laugh too.. so dont even trip.. tooooo funny

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 5:00

Meh, shoulda given him a bloewjob.

pulpfiction_fml 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 3:15

That's ****** hilarious. YouTube that shit.

Jessticle85 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:46

YDI, fuckface.

DynamicDave 11

Thursday 3 December 2009 6:52

Someone needs to start a petition for FML to add a "WTF" button.

iDaDaE99 1

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:15

lol...im guessin your homeless now

babyboo1592 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:31

lol well i wouldve laughed too. lmfao. i agre with #29. add a WTF button. =D

mizzle12 0

Friday 9 April 2010 6:21

i discovered long ago that i have a seriously problem laughing in really inappropriate situations. Ive conluded that it must be something neurological. Glad to see that im not the only one! I feel bad, but i just cant stop laughing, esp when someone falls