Love, Intimacy, Sex, Awkward and Cheating: Red-handed - FML

Red-handed

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 22:00 - United States - Wolcott

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Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML

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Wednesday 9 August 2023 16:00

That is atrocious! Shouldn't the person from your work be able to find out your schedule so they can **** your boyfriend without detection? People are so dumb these days!

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