Love and Dating: Red flag

Red flag

By me. - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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panda1o 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:59

well which one were you?

xlorawrz 9

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:00

That's harsh and bitchy of them, but that's what happens when you hand out your phone number to random douchebags at bars.

Comments

sydie5 12

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:17

14 - Not Win..? o___O (response to the thumbs down)

butter5646_fml 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:33

If the fat one is pretty, she's winning!

Amrel 10

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:53

Why would they call if your both fat and ugly? Maybe ones a chubby chaser

Cenobyte 10

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:35

Don't you just love drunk people?

BighornB 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:06

Teaches ya for being a bar ***** ha ha ha!

klong91 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:07

Well what did you expect? Did you really think you were gonna meet decent guys at a bar?

BighornB 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:16

Tell him fat girls need love too

njgohard 16

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:04

Congratulations, ma'am, you just discovered the wingman.

cartmenlibby 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:23

Favorite by far.

aliwright 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:37

Omg wow I'm so srry :( I'm considered the ugly cuz of my hair color :(

chippa 24

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:56

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