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Rave on

By Pain - 25/11/2025 22:00

Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Wednesday 26 November 2025 0:27

Why would you put chemicals on your skin?? Obviously, thinking with the little head!

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 25 November 2025 22:33

Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What's your emergency? OP: My face! It's burning!

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MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 25 November 2025 22:33

Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What's your emergency? OP: My face! It's burning!

GoogieWithers 23

Wednesday 26 November 2025 0:27

Why would you put chemicals on your skin?? Obviously, thinking with the little head!

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 27 November 2025 23:03

Next time try approved body paint. Moron.

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