Weddings, Pranks and Love: Pranking hell!

Pranking hell!

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Quebec

Today, I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. FML

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Dadothy 8

Friday 25 January 2013 23:20

Your brother is creative

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Friday 25 January 2013 23:36

Typical first comment; it's a very tragic disease.

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AssTard 15

Saturday 26 January 2013 0:27

Rubber's the new banana peel.

MeLikeBigBoom 8

Saturday 26 January 2013 0:41

At least it wasn't a glass cup and THEN you fell flat on your back...

Shadow_Phantom 26

Saturday 26 January 2013 8:49

That would have been funnier.

evan_7899 28

Saturday 26 January 2013 0:55

was it all on video?

freckleface221 19

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:05

L'chaim!

japtap81 16

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:31

Roflmao

karlcolt45 19

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:37

oye vey iz mir

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:47

your brother is an ass

allan2747 7

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:48

Moseltov

StayClassyLassy 6

Saturday 26 January 2013 2:35

This made me laugh. Interesting tradition too.

ttlyfmlduh 6

Saturday 26 January 2013 3:29

Mazal tov!

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 26 January 2013 4:58

Came here to say this. Mazel tov!

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