Kids, Ironic Swimming pool Party pooper - FML

Party pooper

imbx - - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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kyle - 05/06/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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Anonymous - 03/05/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML

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Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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"mbrider" - 12/08/2017 16:00

Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML

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Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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Anonymous - 08/09/2010 18:09 - Greece

Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

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Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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JBiz_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

I ******* hate little kids

Serial 2

Monday 13 April 2009 10:02

put your hands over your eyes, it makes you invisible

tolkienfanatic 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:13

Do unto others, screw that ****.

valuemeal2 1

Monday 13 April 2009 12:26

She should know how to swim to go to a pool party. FYL, you didn't know she couldn't swim. Not your fault.

ArmoredSandwich 0

Monday 13 April 2009 13:15

What a brat. I hope her family had brains and didn't blame you.

omgxosteph 0

Monday 13 April 2009 13:17

hahah. pay backs a bitch. she deserved it.

Ibeapirate 0

Monday 13 April 2009 13:43

She earned that one. Never dish it out if you can't take it yourself. Not your fault she can't swim. Her parents fail for not getting her lessons.

Yamamarro 0

Monday 13 April 2009 13:46

Let me guess, you had to dive in and save her?

evanescence_fml 7

Monday 13 April 2009 14:10

number 9, 7, 19 - i second that!!!!!!

Kat_MS 0

Monday 13 April 2009 14:20

At least you could swim :P. But yeah this was totally not your fault, she totally deserved that ... hopefully she learned her lesson ...

JoshBarblahblah 0

Monday 13 April 2009 14:24

Little kids suck. You should have pushed her in a second time.

itsTiffany 0

Monday 13 April 2009 14:26

That little kid is a dumbfuck.. if you're going to push someone in the pool you better be prepared to get thrown right back in. FYL.

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